Call me, Davey?

Thringitty, Thrangitty, Throng!

I know that I just met you all, and forgive me if this sounds crazy, but here's my most recent blog post. So comment on it, maybe?

David Mayeux, my new bone ami, is the sin-sational blogger extraordinary over at Our Lady of Ashes. Go check out his thoughtful thoughts, and give him some feedback.

As I'm sure you all know (you damn well better know), I've devoted my last two posts to some of the comments he left here, and will now deal with his longer treatment of my dopey, doltish idears. (Hello? Fishin' for compliments here, people. My ego ain't gonna feed itself.)

The Island of Mr. Mayeux

Why, hello there, my lovely little Thronglets!

Last time, for your amusement and homiletical edification, I engaged in my very first ever bona fide blog war with a very clever chap going by the nombre David Mayeux. We concluded with a spectacular cliff-hanger, wherein I uncereally questioned whether I would go on with the blog, given the withering manner in which Monsieur Mayeux had questioned the raison d'etre of said blog. As you can see, I've decided to soldier on.

That's right, I mayn't be the most prolific blogger, but by the noodly appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I'll see this Ultimate Truth-Seeker Challenge business through to the bloody end or my name isn't Rev. Pudgemuffin. And it isn't.

So, many many moons ago, Mayeux posted a comment on one of my blog posts. I won't quote him in full this time, because to do so would make this post interminably, circumlocutionally long-winded and perhaps even a little palaverous. Besides, that would make it way more obvious when I intentionally misrepresent his views and quote him out of context.

Let's dork it up!

And Now, for Something Slightly Different

HYFR, My Mutha-Phrukkin Throng!

We'll get back to Kreeft and Tacelli next time. (Or will we? See the cliff-hanger below!) But for now, I'd like to respond to David Mayeux, who provided some interesting feedback for my most recent post. (Thanks David! Shout-out, woop woop!) I've reproduced his comments here, with each paragraph isolated and my garrulous replies following immediately there-after. Does that make sense? Oh, you're all so smart, you'll figure it out.

Faith and Reason...and Other Mindless Trivia: Part III

Thrizzong in tha hizzong!

So like last time and the time before that, we umm...What the frak we done did? I think there was like this book and stuff. Some weird pictures that had nothing to do with nothing. More crap about faith and reason for like the umpteenth time. And this skeezy guy who thinks he's all smart and sexy and junk, but really he's just pudgy and pathetic and like sycophantic to the max. What a total Charlie Foxtrot. Anywho, let's see what else this boring old faineant geezer has to say about things so we can like laugh at him and make him cry. You should so annihilate him in the commenty place below. Word to ur meemaw.

Faith and Reason...and Other Mindless Trivia: Part II

Throngulators! Mount up!

Previously, on Are You There, God? It's Me, Atheist...

A lie was confessed, a repentance made. Forgiveness was sought, humility demonstrated. Yet another threat of porn revealed the perverse mind of the common blogger. A cliff-hanger of epic proportions left us all on the edge of our collective seats, wondering if it was possible to reconcile faith and reason. More hackneyed jokes than you can shake a cliche pie at. One...Creepy-assed...Monkey.

The nightmare continues.

Faith and Reason...and Other Mindless Trivia: Part I

Forgive me, Throng, for I have sinned.

I lied to you and must now repent. I will not be able to keep my ignorant bloviations limited to a mere three posts per book. Disregard that last post. It was a stupid idea full of arbitraria. Let's put this shameful episode behind us and move on. I humbly throw myself at your feet and beg for mercy. On the other hand, if the Throng begins leaving me in droves for publishing multiple posts per chapter, I swear on the Hammer of Thor that I will turn this blog into pure porn. It'll be Spanky's Sparkly Spunkhouse all up in this mug.

A New Plan for the Future

Listen Throng,

We have something of great seriocity to discuss.