Throngulators! Mount up!
Previously, on Are You There, God? It's Me, Atheist...
A lie was confessed, a repentance made. Forgiveness was sought, humility demonstrated. Yet another threat of porn revealed the perverse mind of the common blogger. A cliff-hanger of epic proportions left us all on the edge of our collective seats, wondering if it was possible to reconcile faith and reason. More hackneyed jokes than you can shake a cliche pie at. One...Creepy-assed...Monkey.
The nightmare continues.